NPC Speach

Well at the moment I feel the NPCs are boring, and speak boring.
I feel we need to liven them up a little Make them speak differently, more like people.

Buff Pang: "Come to me Noobs, let me make you pro!"
Mayor: "Welcome to the dark side, we have many biscuits for you."
DonationCS: "I give thanks to you for donating, so buy some cheap CS."
CS Seller: "You won't find better items anywhere else, so come buy my stuff!"
Jewelery NPC: "Come let me destroy your items for beautiful jewels!"
PostBox: "Bouncie Bouncie"
Secret Room: "You wish you know what was in here!"

(That's what I have for now, will be posting more soon.
Feel free to post some of your own ideas )

Makeup Artist: "Let me make my art on your face."
Hair Designer: "You are overdue for a cut, let me trim that head of yours."
Lord Manager: "Vote for me Lord."
Arena Manager: "Enter if you dare! Mwahahah!"
General: " I sell everything you need, don't bother looking anywhere else."
Pet Tamer: "Let me give your pet a low level so you come back again later."
Public Office: "Give me your items, I'll keep them safe I swear you can have them back later."
Station: "Who needs pixie dust, I give you wings!"
Boboko: "Come get your weapons here, don't tell anyone you got them from me, you murderer."
Luda: "I supply you noobs with armor you don't need, this way I can feed myself and you can pretend to be cool."
Bobo(Upgrade): "Here let me make your weapons better! I can't be help responsible for you breaking your weapons."
Losha: "I feed you for a high price, come buy my food that won't make you fat like BigMacs and Buckets!"

u Spelt Held wrong in Bobo's Sentence and i don tlike what Lord Manger Says. i like the rest xD